What if James Bond just shouldn't be in videogames?

I played a good few hours of 007 First Light last week, and I encourage you to click that link and read all about what I thought of them.

But my time with Jim Bond sparked other thoughts.

Thoughts that probably don't belong in a preview.

Thoughts like: What if James Bond just shouldn't be a videogame protagonist?

I know what you're thinking, and first of all I'd like you to stop calling me those names.

Second, yes, GoldenEye for the N64 is a classic.

You're also not really James Bond in it.

You're a hand with a pistol in it and, sometimes in cutscenes, Pierce Brosnan's face.

The character of Bond existed as a lore reason for your gun to emit bullets.

But games that try to make you feel like James Bond , that put you in his actual shoes and attempt to embody him as a character?

They fall down.

Admittedly, a lot of them are simply not very good videogames, but also: I think the very nature of Bond is that he is a creature of cinema.

He just doesn't quite fit into games.

But also, part of his charismatic arrogance is that he is suave and unflappable.

Well, great.

Good for him.

I am not suave, and I flap at the slightest inconvenience.

I simply don't… fit into him?

Should probably reword that.

Whenever I, as Bond, fumble a counter, miss a shot, or try to duck into cover only to fling myself headfirst into a desk lamp, I break the entire spell of the character.

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I'm not singling out First Light for this; it's just the Bond game I played most recently and, if anything, does a good job realising him as a character.

It's just that, again, maybe that character should not be a videogame character.

One moment in particular in my time with First Light made me think this: 007 is doing righteous battle with a villain.

Normal thing for 007 to do.

During the fight, he grabs a teacup from the sideboard and drives it hard into his opponent's face.

At this point he says something which I did not write down because I was in the middle of fighting a guy, so my recollection may be fuzzy, but I believe James Bond, 007, on His Majesty's secret service, said something along the lines of, "Time for tea."
I posit to you: is a man who will say "Time for tea," or something close to it, upon assaulting some sort of international terrorist with a cup, the kind of person in whose head you want to spend 40 hours?

He is not.

But turning him into a man who doesn't say that would make him not Bond.

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One of Josh's first memories is of playing Quake 2 on the family computer when he was much too young to be doing that, and he's been irreparably game-brained ever since.

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